But who gets the house?

After they painted it and everything. I never saw them in the neighborhood, and there was very little activity at their brownstone (formerly owned by club and Rocky Horror diva Nell Campbell, who painted it an aggressive yellow) on Hoyt and Dean till they gave it a more somber coat earlier this year, posssibly in advance of a post-breakup resale. They never did use that Brooklyn marriage license the tabloids were all abuzz about. Assuming they are splitsville from the borough, Heath, Michelle, and Matilda, we hardly knew ye.