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I noticed this far-fetched item online last night, and applying simple common sense squelched it in the Comments section. It's since been extinguished at the source--and I believe the author heard it from me first. It would have been nice if the duped had given credit where credit is due, mentioning me by handle (btwnproductions) if not by name--but that's showbiz, kids. (C'mon, though, the Mike Nichols shooting a teen horror picture while readying The Country Girl for Broadway? Even he's not that relaxed.)