With the advantageous placement of Valentine's Day as a lead-in to Presidents' Day weekend, this week's film releases opened today and not as usual on Friday. Girlfriends, all I can say is, if the man in your life suggests a viewing of Jumper or The Spiderwick Chronicles or even the Ryan Reynolds chick flick instead of a romantic evening at home or on the town, then he should not be the man in your life. He has put a white-haired, futuristic golf-club wielding Samuel L. Jackson ahead of your needs and simply cannot be trusted with any kind of partnership. Wash that man right out of your hair and don't give his sorry Jackson-lovin' ass a second thought. How many relationships are destined to die tonight because Hollywood couldn't wait a day to peddle its wares?
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