"Crab Shell Trio"

A hot new band with a nautical theme? No, just my name, anagrammed. Other possibilities include "Liberals Torch," "Harbor Cellist" (I like the water), "Lilac Brothers," and (not to read aloud to the kids) "Clitoral Herbs." Thanks to my friend, Movie Morlock "Rascal Hard Hind Mirth," for sending.