The next Sci-Fi star

For most of us, the discovery of the world's largest snake, in fossilized form, is kind of cool. But for the Sci-Fi Channel, it's a goldmine. The beast even has a marquee-friendly name--"Titanoboa"--for not one, not two, or a whole series of its CG-packed weekend creature features once some screenwriter exhumes its remains from the past.

Consider:

Titanoboa
Titanoboa Returns
Titanoboa III in 3-D (glasses available at participating retail outlets)
Titanoboa vs. Boa
Titanoboa vs. Boa vs. Python
Titanoboa and Boa vs. Python and Mansquito

You came to this town a snake, now you're gonna be a star...