Thursday, November 06, 2008

"Dear customer...

We've noticed that customers who have purchased or rated Cult Camp Classics 4--Historical Epics (The Colossus of Rhodes/Land of the Pharaohs/The Prodigal) have also purchased The Capitalist on DVD. For this reason, you might like to know that The Capitalist is now available.

James Stein works for The International Advisory Board. James Stein is auditing war profiteers. James Stein loves his job. James Stein loves his girlfriend. James Stein loves himself. James Stein is horrible in bed. James Stein is horrible at life. James Stein goes postal."

Well, it's possible that folks who ordered the camp historical epics may have also ordered The Capitalist, but they're unlikely to have done so because they ordered the Sergio Leone/Howard Hawks/Lana Turner triptych. Watching Land of the Pharaohs, a big screen picture from the 50s with pyramids and treasure and Joan Collins, isn't necessarily going to put me in the mood for an obscure, no-star satire about a guy named James Stein who's bad in bed. Keep trying, Amazon, but no sale this time.

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